Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Santaria J. Lo witchcraft

Ojani Noa, former husband of Jennifer Lopez, and his girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez, are continuing their barrage of attacks against the star, after a judge granted the former Lopez beau permission just two days ago to make a sex tape filmed on their honeymoon available. The attacks are now escalating with Vazquez making outrageous claims on the show 'Estrellas Hoy.'

According to Vazquez, Lopez practices "Santeria and black magic" and even "did something to Salma Hayek" so that she would not get the part of slain Mexican singer Selena Quintanilla Perez in the film about her brief life and career, cut short by the president of her fan club, who killed the singer.

The producer and girlfriend of Ojani Noa, a former South Beach waiter, alleges in the video clip that Jennifer "practices Santeria, black magic." "And I've been told that she does the worst of things, scary things. She has a godmother in Miami. I don't know her, but Ojani does. She [Jennifer] calls and tells her 'Do this to so-and-so. Light a black candle.' She's ensnared all of her relationships in this, something typical of people who practice Santeria," Vazquez says. "They [santeros] do their magic to keep people with them, attract them, things like that ... But after all of that she leaves them, because she bores of them easily."

Vazquez goes on to claim that the 'American Idol' judge also asked the "witch" for help in landing the role that made her famous: "To grab the role in the Selena movie, she supposedly did something to Salma Hayek, because Salma was also trying to land the part and she's Mexican, while Jennifer is Puerto Rican. She went to her godmother and she [the godmother] did something so that [Jennifer] would get the part and not Salma."

Whether this salacious rumor is true, or not, is Vazquez overstepping her bounds? After so many months battling legally to move forward with the sex tape "project" during their marriage, which ended years ago, why make these assertions? Is this just an obvious invitation to reap the wrath of Lopez's legal team to file defamation charges? Or worse, what if she summons the "witch" and casts an evil spell?

http://entretenimiento.aollatino.com/2011/06/03/jennifer-lopez-santeria-black-magic/


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JUNE 30--Jennifer Lopez's first husband has agreed to an injunction barring him from publishing a tell-all book about their brief marriage and the couple's sex life. The order, signed yesterday by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge, was sought by Lopez, who contends that Ojani Noa, whom she married in February 1997, is prohibited from discussing her private affairs by the terms of a 2005 legal agreement. That settlement bars Noa from disclosing 'for monetary gain any private or intimate details about either Jennifer Lopez or his relationship with Ms. Lopez.' But after signing the agreement and receiving $150,000, Lopez charges, Noa tried to peddle stories about her to tabloids, has circulated a book proposal about their time together, and sought an extra $5 million in hush money. During a June 5 deposition, Noa, who was married to Lopez for about 11 months, gave an indication of the kind of material Lopez does not want published. Responding to a question from the actress's attorney, Noa (who remained friendly with his ex following their split) testified that Lopez 'was doing voodoo when we weren't married. She was doing bad things to a lot of people when we were friends. And I knew all this time, because we did personally, me and her, to this particular lady.' Noa added that Lopez did voodoo and 'all this religious bullshit' to former lovers, including Sean 'Puffy' Combs. The purported voodoo practices apparently stem from Lopez's religious devotion and the influence over her by a 'Madrina,' which is often described as a spiritual mentor for Santeria practitioners. Asked in a June 1 deposition why he thought he could keep selling stories about Lopez despite signing the six-figure settlement agreement, Noa said, 'I mean, I live a free country. No? I can express myself. I can talk and say whatever I want to. No?' (2 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/voodoo-j-lo-do


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Next time you come across a dead chicken who seems to have meet its ends in a Santeria ritual, please remember that chicken may have died for the sake of Jennifer Lopez's career.

Yes, there's a crazy rumor being floated that Jennifer has a godmother i
n Miami who harnesses the dark power of Santeria to benefit's J.Lo's career and personal life. Of course, the source of this rumor is Claudia Vazques, who just so happens to be dating Lopez's first husband Ojani Noa (who just so happens to be threatening to release a damaging personal tape of Lopez).

Guanabee caught some snippet of a Spanish-language gossip show where Vazquez spreads her Santeria claims:


"I've been told she does the worse -- frightening stuff! Jennifer has a godmother in Miami, which I've never met but Ojani knows her, and she calls this woman to tell her 'do this to this person, put up a black candle, etc.' She's done 'amarres' [spells] on all her boyfriends. It's a typical thing for anybody involved in santeria. But, even with all that, she always ends up leaving them."

Vazquez also says that J.Lo also ordered the use of Santeria to nab the lead role in Selena over Salma Hayek.

Coincidentally, Vazquez, Noa, and Lopez are in a drawn out legal fight over a tape that contains Lopez in the nude supposedly shot during Noa and Lopez's relationship. Lopez has previously won court cases ruling that Noa can not release the footage. However, her lawyers now apparently believe that Vazquez is trying to release the tape on Noa's behalf.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/06/jennifer_lopezs_supposed_caree.php


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Jennifer Lopez's sacked make-up artist is reportedly set to reveal all about the star's bizarre voodoo rituals with a faith healer in a new book. Scott Barnes, who was recently fired by the diva after he was caught leaking her secrets, has told friends he plans to spill J.Lo's secrets in a book or to a magazine. Sources claim the beauty expert will tell all about his former client's faith healer, Merle Gonzalez - who is rumoured to put hexes on people who upset Jennifer.

A source told America's New York Post newspaper: "Scott knows everything. He knows all about Jennifer and her faith healer. "After Ben Affleck left Jennifer, Merle went in to expel bad auras and cleanse her house. Merle also blessed the 'Shall We Dance' set and some people say Jennifer has had Merle put hexes on people she feels have done her wrong."

Gonzalez follows the Caribbean Santeria form of religious mysticism, which is a version of voodoo involving animal sacrifice, chanting, trances and rituals where the priests and priestesses - of which Gonzalez is one - give advice to their "godchildren". The psychic - who can reportedly go into a trance for up to five hours, which allows her to delve into people's pasts and predict the future - was rumoured to have advised Jennifer to call off her September wedding to Ben Affleck. The couple, who have since split, publicly said they scrapped the planned nuptials due to intense "media intrusion." But just hours before J.Lo made the official statement, she had reportedly visited Gonzalez in a run-down Los Angeles suburb.

The voodoo priestess is also believed to have told Jennifer to burn her 25,000GBP Vera Wang wedding dress to rid her of the demons that plagued her love life.

Gonzalez once said: "I am involved with Santeria and, yes, I am friends with Jennifer Lopez, but I cannot discuss my relationship with Jennifer."

Jennifer has since wed Latin singer Marc Anthony.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Jennifer+Lopez-724.html


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Here is an exchange, not related directly to J. Lo.
 
"ok, so I go home yesterday after work and my sister is talking to a friend of hers on a cell phone. I hear my sister say "yeah, they talk to these spirits, apparently....." and--of course--that catches my attention. My sister looks at me and states "I'll explain later," so I go and grab some dinner, and then go back to the living room. My sister is off the phone, and I ask her what she was talking about.

Now, before I delve into this, I need to explain my sister a little; she's a VERY pragmatic and practical person. she is currently enrolled in a university studying e-business and economics. She usually ridicules my "conspiracy theories" and laughs at me when I say I think the elite are occult members. Now, she certainly believes in the NWO, she just thinks it's an Oligarchy of wealthy men who've quietly bought up corporations and media outlets, and use money (through campaign financing and lobbyist groups) to influence and buy politicians. But that's ALL. she doesn't believe there is any spiritual aspect to this, she sees it purely in terms of a secular political issue.

she thinks anyone who believes in reptilians is mentally retarded. she thinks the alien agenda is stupid. She thinks occult symbolism in Hollywood is a product of my over-active imagination.

That's my sister. Now, on to the events of last night:

sister: so, I was talking to Sarah today (all names have been changed to protect the privacy of individuals. "Sarah" is a childhood friend of my sister's). And she told me that our old cohort has converted to this weird new religion.

me: what religion?

sister: well, it all started with Brian. You remember him, right? He was part of the group of friends that me and "Liz" (my older sister; no, her name isn't really Liz) used to hang out with.

Me: yeah, I remember them.

sister: well, he started dating this Cuban girl a year or so ago, and she was a practitioner of Santaria, this Carribean-based religion that was imported by African slaves.

Me: ok....

sister: well, you remember how Brian used to be a big time drug dealer? Well, he became a MAJOR dealer in his early 20's, but one time, some rivals of his stole his entire stash of cocaine and weed, and he didn't have the money to pay back his supplier. So his supplier had him kidnapped and threatened to kill him if he didn't pay for the stolen drugs. Brian managed to scrounge up the money by selling his possessions, but he quit the business afterward and was really shaken by the entire incident. So much so, that he wanted to devote himself to spirituality and finding "God."

He then met this Cuban girl, who taught him about Santaria, and he ended up converting.

Me: Seriously, BRIAN? That guy seems like the LEAST spiritual person, EVER.

sister: I know, but the kidnapping incident really changed his worldview. So now, Brian started talking about Santaria to all of our friends, and he had them meet his girlfriend. His friends started to convert one by one because of what happened with Brian's sister. Brian and his family was REALLY poor, and his sister was a high school drop-out and was working as a waitress. Supposedly, after his sister converted to Santaria, she started doing all of these strange rituals and ceremonies in order to talk to their "spirit" gods to gain wealth.

And now, his sister has some great job, and she gets paid like 100K a year.

When our cohort found out, they all started converting because they wanted to have the same success she did.

Me: whoa, wait, what do you mean "rituals?"

Sister: Astral, this is where it gets FREAKY. Do you know about Santeria?

Me: No.

Sister: well, apparently, they think that if you perform all of these rituals and ANIMAL FUCKING SACRIFICES, you can start talking to spirits, and they can give you what you want....as long as you do what they ask you to do.

Me: what do you mean.

Sister: Just what I mean. Listen, I went to visit Jack at his apartment the other day. He converted a few months back. Astral, his apartment scared the shit out of me.

Me: why?

sister: Every room was painted a blood, crimson red. The living room, the dining room, and both bedrooms. Like, BLOOD red. Not only that, he has four idols he keeps in his living room, one on each corner. Whenever he makes food for himself, he also makes a plate of food for each of his idols and places the plate on the outstretched arms of the idol. Also....there was something else.

Me:what?

Sister: There is a metal bowl on top of each idol. Inside each bowl, there are these little metal objects; like, iron nails, tools, or just bits and pieces of indistinguishable metal objects.

Me: why is that scary?

sister: the metals are covered in blood.

Me: wha....?

sister: in real blood

Me: human....?

Sister: no, animal blood. They sacrifice small animals to these spirits. Jack said he usually sacrifices raccoons.

Me: dude, are you joking, here? Are you just making fun of me for researching the occult?

sister: NO! I swear to God, Astral, you know me; I usually end up laughing half way through any prank I play on you guys. I'm fucking serious.

Me: ok, go on.

Sister: Jack wanted me to go visit their church

Me: wait, they have a "church?"

Sister: yeah, apparently, Brian now rents this building on the North side of Chicago, and he's turned it into a church for his congregants. He's now a high-ranking priest in Santeria.


Me: Brian's a freaking priest of some occult religion? WTF? Did you visit the church?


Sister: hell no! I'm not done, yet. dude, I've been talking to everyone in the cohort who is now a convert. they ALL say they've actually talked and seen real spirits.

Me: are you sure they're not just hallucinating? Are they using drugs? I heard of this chick who was in a Christian church and had scoliosis, and she was praying when she thought God healed her and she started jumping and running around the church. If you can trick the mind into truly believing something, the mind can play tricks with your senses and make you see and hear things that aren't there.

sister: I thought of that too, but they ALL swear that when they performed these rituals and ceremonies, they've each been visited by spirits who promised to give them what they want, as long as they do what the spirits ask them to do

Me: what do the spirits ask them to do?

sister: I don't know, they wouldn't tell me.

Me: why not?

sister: I don't know, they're really secretive

Me: well, what exactly do they do to summon these spirits?

sister: I don't know, Astral, but they say they have to sacrifice animals and wear these beads around their necks.

Me: beads? why?

sister: why do you keep asking these questions? I don't know, they just do.

Me: well, haven't you asked them what exactly they believe? Who these spirits are? What they do during these ceremonies?

sister: why would I ask that?

Me: (I'm getting annoyed now) umm, out of curiousity? I would have asked them.

sister: I don't want to find out. It's really creepy.

Me: well, what kind of animals do they sacrifice, besides raccoons? How do they get these animals?

sister: ugh, I don't know. look, I'm tired of talking about this.

she then starts checking her phone and texts a friend.

I'm annoyed, though. My sister is the type of person who will talk casually about religion, but she's not really into it; she thinks mysticism and occultism are silly, she doesn't even like fictional films. She told me once that she doesn't like reading unrealistic fiction or watching unrealistic fictional movies because "I can't get interested in a story if it can't happen in real life." She doesn't like science fiction and horror movies because of that.

I think that's why I truly believe what she's telling me is true. She looked really spooked out yesterday, and when I pushed her for more details, she just didn't want to. But apparently, many of my sister's friends have converted to this strange religion, and they all swear they've actually seen and talked to real spirits."


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